Eight Words With Two Meanings

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Eight Words With Two Meanings

Post by LadyAngel » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:15 pm

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad

Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.



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Post by Jamjar » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:38 am

:laugh2: :rofl: :roll: No.6 is my favourite, why don't female wimmin get that? :twitchy:
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Post by LadyAngel » Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:22 pm

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