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Post by Jamjar » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:22 am

I forgot to add these kind of spam emails too and I get loads of these:
Hello! I am tired today. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at mfpd@GlowBallProducts.info only, because I am writing not from my personal email. Would you mind if I share some of my pictures with you?
:lol: WHY do they always say they are tired????

Tell you what, you slapper, I will gladly fix your tiredness with an ice cold bucket of water! :lol:

Puhrlease write me summat original! :rolleyes:

Do ladies on the net get male versions of these spam emails? :)

LOL! :lol:


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Post by Jamjar » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:52 pm

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Dearest friend,


I am Mrs. Catrina Hawks. from Switzerland I am deaf and has cancer of
the breast, I lost my husband 12yrs ago without a
child of mine.


I have to sell all my properties left by my husband because the
doctors say i have less than 2months to live.


i have deposited the funds of $3.5m,which i sold from my properties
and deposit into a Bank. I want you to help me use the funds to help
the charity,deaf and the motherless babies home before i die.If you
are a good and honest Christian ,i shall give you the contact of the
Bank and also the Deposit Certificate,so as to claim my funds before
my death.


Expecting your urgent response,and may God bless you as you carry out
my wish.

yours dying sister
Mrs. Catrina Hawks.
Well, thank you Catrina :winksmile: I WILL help you and I will only keep the money in my bank account for only 10yrs, I promise...hope your breasties get better :lol:
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Post by Jamjar » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:57 pm

Lot's of people dying to give me money! :lol:
GREETINGS TO YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.


I AM MRS. MAGRET COLE. A WIDOW TO LATE JERRY COLE.I AM 58 YEARS OLD.I AM NOW A
NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME LUNG CANCER.FROM ALL
INDICATIONS, MY CONDITION IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT
I WON'T LIVE MORE THAN 2 MONTHS ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS.

THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE. MY LATE
HUSBAND WAS KILLED IN AN VERY SERIOUS ACIDENT,AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR
MARRIAGE WE COULD'NT PRODUCE ANY CHILD.

MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH,I INHERITED ALL HIS
BUSINESS AND WEALTH. THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE
THAN 2MONTHS,SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE PART OF THIS WEALTH TO CONTRIBUTE TO
THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA,AMERICA,ASIA AND EUROPE.I AM WILLING TO
DONATE THE SUM OF $5,000.000.00 USD STATES DOLLARS TO THE LESS
PRIVILEGED.PLEASE I WANT YOU NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LYING DOWN AT A BANK IN
GERMANY.

I WISH YOU CAN FOLLOW UP AND CLAIM IT FOR MY PURPOSE AND ACT AS I MY ADVICE
YOU.I AM SORRY IF YOU ARE EMBARRASSED BY MY MAIL BUT IF FOR ANY REASON YOU FIND
THIS MAIL OFFENSIVE,YOU CAN IGNORE IT AND PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.

I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED TO YOU WILL SURE BE UTILIZED
FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION
WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS,THE LOVE OF GOD AND
THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

I AWAITS YOUR RESPONSE AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED MESSAGE. YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST

MRS.MAGRET COLE
I glads you is awaitsing for me Magret, stop faffing about dying and just send me your lovely dosh!!!! :eek:

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Post by julesad » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:42 pm

I am so fed up of garbage like these coming into my in box, I'm getting between 40 and 80 a day and its doing my head in! I've had to open a seperate e-mail address because of all this, have been in touch with homecall and they said to make sure my spam thingy was enabled, it is and its doing nothing. So I got mail washer which does help but I still have to look through them to make sure I'm not missing anything, grr sorry rant over!!! lol Now going to tear my hair out.
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Post by cardsnbeautyhandmade » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:27 pm

OH got this one today he doesn't have a nat west account, i do :frown:


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IMPORTANT SECURITY ALERT
Please note that our system recently noted that your attempt of trying to signon to your account failed while some errors occurred during the processing update of your online account you are having with our bank so we temporarily locked your online account for security reasons.
We hereby notify you that you should kindly follow below link to unlock your online account for your security safety ensured by our financial institution.
CLICK HERE TO UNLOCK YOUR ACCOUNT
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. Please understand that this is a security measure meant to help protect you and your account.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

If you choose to ignore our request, your account may lead to be temporarily suspenstion.

Investment Fund Managers Limited, Natwest Online Banking and Natwest Share Dealing are authorized and regulated by the Financial Services Authority They are entered in the Financial Services Authority's Register and their Register Numbers are 106048, 119223, 171881 and 183332. This is an English language site, all contracts will be in the English language only. For optimal viewing of this site you will need Macromedia Flash version 5 or above. Copyright © 2007, Natwest Bank. All rights reserved



and a bank that cant spell suspension

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Post by Jamjar » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:03 pm

Ooh, ooh, a new kinda spam:
Hello,
I am Edmond Johnson, I live in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire and I will like to make a proposition to you which may not fall within the spectrum of your own business but it is another opportunity for you.

I dispose about 200 Kilogram of gold dust of 22 carats and 95% purity from my father's heritage, which I want to sell and looking for buyer from allover the world. If you or you know anybody who is interested, I will be more than happy to provide him/her full details of the product bacuse I am not into gold selling business but I am just looking to sell it off to realise money to start my real life after the daeth of my father.

Please do not hessitate to get in touch with me if you are interested or you know anybody who can help me to sell this gold.

Regards,
Edmond Johnson

PS. Kindly provide me your full contact details with your return mail for easy communication.

Yahoo! Mail : Stockage illimité et Messenger intégré. Changez aujourd'****** de mail !
Well, I've never been offered gold dust before, knowing my luck the missus will fart :fart: on it and that'll be that! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Jamjar » Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:43 pm

I hope this isn't rude! :um:

[CENTER]תוכנית להעצמת כישורי המנהיגות הניהולית
אבחון והעצמת כישורי המנהיגות הייחודיים לכל משתתף, למיצוי הפוטנציאל האישי.
בשיטה ייחודית המשלבת בין אבחון אישי, למידה קבוצתית וסדנאות חוויתיות בטבע, תוך חיבור לטבע הארץ ולמקורות ישראל, בשמורת הטבע נאות קדומים ביער בן מדן.

לפירוט ולמידע נוסף לחץ כאן

הסרה[/CENTER]
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Post by Jamjar » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:18 pm

I'm in the money, I'm in the money! :lol:
Private Consultants.
One New Change London EC4M9QQ. England.


I am Steve Craig, a private consultant for eminent personnel in
The Asian and Middle East region.

These personnel have appointed me to source for a credible
Foreigner they can entrust with a reasonable amount of
Money, which will be channeled into highly lucrative business
venture.
They have $150million (one hundred and fifty million United States
Dollars) transferred to Europe.

They request strict confidentiality due to their public nature, they
Prefer to be anonymous hence they have given me the mandate to
source for one with vast business idea and a good reputation.
The proposal in summary:

1. My client (s) is top politicians/government officials in the Asian
And Middle East. They want the funds invested via a
Well-established businessman who can front for them without
Disclosing their identities.

2. All required of you is willingness to invest this in a lucrative
business under strict and profitable monitoring.

3. A power of attorney will be given to you to manage the funds.

4. You will be entitled to a certain percentage of the
Proceeds from the investment, which is also negotiable.

If you are interested, and have the capacity to handle this huge
Amount of money, kindly indicate by replying to this mail so we may
Proceed by reaching a valid agreement binding to all parties to.
Replyto:

Email: steve28_graig@yahoo.co.uk



Respectfully
Mr. Steve Graig
....and you lot aren't getting any of it! :p :lol:
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Post by cardsnbeautyhandmade » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:02 pm

off to watch benidorm now am an expert on that place lol speak later

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Post by Moony » Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:54 am

I dont bank with Abbey - so I dont know why these people will think this is a genuine email

[LEFT]Dear Abbey Customer,[/LEFT]
[LEFT]JANE PHILLIPS made an online funds transfer to your online account.
The details of this transaction are shown below.

Transfer Date and Time:
20/07/08 at 06:05 AM
Transfer Amount: £1640.00
Transfer Description: PAYMENT

To view this transaction and your current balance, please CLICK HERE
If you have any questions related to this message or the funds transfer,
please contact JANE PHILLIPS.


Please Note That Payments May Take Up To 4 Banking Days
To Reflect In Your Account.
[/LEFT]

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