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Post by Jamjar » Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:04 am

To think that I thought I was been left all on my ownsome and I were just on my last few millions.......

FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER
INTERNATIONAL GRANTS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
REF:YAHOO6/315116127/27
BATCH:15/623/UK.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Yahoo Patronage
Bonanza
held on the 20/07/2007.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number
883734657492-5319
with serial number 7263-267, batch number 8254297137, lottery ref
number
7336065782 and drew lucky numbers 14-22-28-37-40-44 which consequently
won
in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum
pay
out of £500,000.00 (i.e Five Hundred Thousand United Kingdom
Pounds).Please
note that this Promotional Programmes tagged "Thanks for contributing
to
our financial Sucess" was sponsored and organized by the Yahoo
Corporation in view of the
Financial benefits YAHOO have recieved from its numerous customers
either
through adverts, hosting and personal emails. The reason this lottery
was
organized is to thank the numerous public including users and non-users
of
YAHOO MAIL for the financial benefits THE YAHOO CORPORATION have
recieved
as a result of their Patronage this Financial Year.This Lottery is
approved
and licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators
(IAGR).This lottery is the
first of its kind organised by YAHOO In view of this, your Five hundred

Thousand United Kingdom Pounds (£500,000.00) would be released to you
by
any of our Yahoo Offices.

To file for your claims, please contact our claims director Mr.
Fredrick
Woods to claim your prize please contact:

DR.FREDRICK WOODS
REMMITANCE DIRECTOR
YAHOO PROMOTIONS UK
44 Moorfields London EC2Y 9AL UNITED KINGDOM
E-mail: agentfredrickwoods@yahoo.de

For processing and remmitance of your winnings, you are required to
contact
our designated claims agent with the following underlisted
informations:FULL NAMES,CONTACT
ADDRESS,COUNTRY,SEX,AGE,OCCUPATION,TELEPHONE NUMBER,NATIONALITY.

Congratulations once again, from all members of staff and thank you for

being part of our promotions program.


:rolleyes: Only half a mill. now, this is quite upsetting! Listen here you spamming gits! I'm worth BILLIONS, I tell you BILLIONS!!!!!

SHEESH! Half a mill is an insult to my adonis body and super high intelligence! :cool:


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Post by Jamjar » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:18 pm

So now I'm getting under half a million, do these buffoons KNOW how much I'm worth?!?!?!?!

Alright, so I'm penniless, BUT I think I'm PRICELESS!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good Day,

Its my pleasure to inform you that your compensation fund of
$800,000.00 (EIGTH HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS)certified
bank draft has been converted to cash through the help of the issuing bank
as
it has delayed more than necessray and to avoid expiring,thats why Your fund
was packaged in a consignment and it will be delivered to you as a cash
payment by the diplomats .

However your consignment containing your fund has been registered
as African Fabrics with UPExpress Courier company Benin Republic.
DIPLOMATIC Courier SERVICES for immediate
delivery of your consignment to your destination.

You are required to contact the UPE xpress Courier company Benin
Republic. diplomatic courier services here in cotonou Benin for immediate
delivery of your consignment to your home address as they are waiting to
hear
from you to receive your nformation where to deliver your box.You can
reach them
with the below Info
Attn: Dr.(Mrs) ANTHONIA SAMPSON
2/4 honvo jacques route
Cotonou,Benin
EMAIL;(accountantoffice_upex750@yahoo.fr)
Tel; +229 93692129
Below is the consignment registration number
CON/5478/MTM/07.
You are required to include it in your mail which you will send to
the diplomatic company.If you have any identification ,you can send it
swell.As soon as you receive your consignment inform me.For your
information do not disclose the content of the box to the company as
it was registered asAFRICA FABRIC MATERIALS.THEY DID NOT KOW IT CONTAINS
MONEY.SO TAKE
NOTE
Regards
Dr John Race
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Post by Jamjar » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:12 pm

Phew, I'm back in the millions again! :lol:
新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします 新しいメールアドレス: morrt7980@yahoo.co.jp

I am Morrisa Thompson from Malaysia, Recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for few months and having known my condition I Decided to donate my late husband fund (US$5.5Million) contact me for details of how you will receive this money

- Morrisa Thompson
Why thank you Morrisa, what a kind and dying person you are LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Um? Anyone speak Ruskki?

Post by Jamjar » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:01 pm

Is this for me to claim money or is it an offer of a sexy lady? :lol:
Добрый день!
Выкуплю ваш автомобиль. Интересуют неремонтопригодные автомобили как отечественного, так и иностранного производства в любом состоянии, а также целые, требующие срочного выкупа в день обращения.
Оценка. Эвакуатор.

С уважением, Алексей
Контактный тел. 8(915)134=53=30

I'd choose the money, then I could get any woman I like! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Jamjar » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:00 pm

Sigh! I suppose 3 million will have to do! :rolleyes:
Dearest friend, I am Mrs. Rosemary Collins. from Switzerland I am deaf
and has cancer of the breast, I lost my husband 12yrs ago without a
child of mine.


I have to sell all my properties left by my husband because the
doctors say i have less than 2months to live.


i have deposited the funds of $3.5m,which i sold from my properties
and deposit into a Bank. I want you to help me use the funds to help
the charity,deaf and the motherless babies home before i die.If you
are a good and honest Christian ,i shall give you the contact of the
Bank and also the Deposit Certificate,so as to claim my funds before
my death.


Expecting your urgent response,and may God bless you as you carry out
my wish. yours dying sister Mrs. Rosemary Collins.


Dear Beloved One.
Mrs. Catrina Hawks.

Well, I'M deaf and MY ****** are quite alright! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Woohoo! £12,000,000!!!

Post by Jamjar » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:26 pm

Yay! I'm gonna get 12 million, the drinks are on me!
ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES{ECOWAS}
{OFFICE OF THE EXECUTIVE SECRETARY}
ABUJA-NIGERIA.

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

RE: CONFIRMATION OF YOUR FINAL PAYMENT OF USD12.5MILLION After our crucial meeting today with the the Presidency, we write to inform you that your payment has been approved for immediate release through our Foreign Credit Commission into your account.

Our Foreign Credit Commission in Europe will release your payment within 72 hours of your accreditation. You are advised to get back to us immedaitely with your Telphone and fax number for futher briefing.
Hope to hear from you soon.

Yours faithfully.

PROF. AHMED SODIQ
{ECOWAS EXECUTIVESECRETARY}
CODE (ECO-01)
I'm gonna be rich, RICH, RICH!!!

Ahem! $$

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Erm.......

Post by Jamjar » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:28 pm

Um, any suggestions folks?
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год все включено.

Сдается в аренду Торговое помещение 78 кв.м., м.Ясенево, 50 метров
от метро, 1я линия Тарусской ул и Новоясеневского проспекта, в ТЦ общ.
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автомобильный трафик, известные арендаторы, 2000 у.е. за кв.м. в год.
От собственника!

Наш телефон. (903) 798 88_97
Now am I gonna get dosh or dames, lol! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now THIS is going a bit too far!

Post by Jamjar » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:37 pm

Now, in order for me to get loadsa dosh, this spammer expects me to WORK for it!!!! I don't WANT to work for my riches, I want spammers just to GIVE me it and MILLIONS of it too!!!! SHEESH! The very cheek of it! :lol:

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Post by Jamjar » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:39 am

jamjar wrote:Phew, I'm back in the millions again! :lol:

Why thank you Morrisa, what a kind and dying person you are LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hmmm, now this name sounds familiar, well thank you to our Japanese spammers:
新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします 新しいメールアドレス: morrridaae578@yahoo.co.jp

I am Morrisa Thompson from Malaysia, Recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for few months and having known my condition I Decided to donate my late husband fund (US$5.5Million) contact me for details of how you will receive this money

- Morrisa Thompson
And the info from the email header:
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for *@shop4bizness.com; Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:06:09 -0700
X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.2.3 (2007-08-08) on
server.*.com
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Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:05:43 +0900 (JST)
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I am Morrisa Thompson from Malaysia, Recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for few months and having known my condition I Decided to donate my late husband fund (US$5.5Million) contact me for details of how you will receive this money

- Morrisa Thompson


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<span style="color:green;">I am Morrisa Thompson from Malaysia, Recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for few months and having known my condition I Decided to donate my late husband fund (US$5.5Million) contact me for details of how you will receive this money </span>

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I've high lighted the JP to signify that it does come from Japan AND I was asked to download a translation pack in Japanese, by my Outlook Express inbox! :rolleyes:

5.5 million, sheesh! Why don't they give it to me in full millions, me no like half's, me want blooming lot, ah so! :lol:
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Post by Jamjar » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:39 pm

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Dear Beloved Friend,
Let me first of all inform you, I got your email address from a mail Directory and decided to mail you for a permission to go ahead.I am Mrs Helen Rogers from Nigeria.I am married to the late David Rogers a Nigerian who worked with a construction company in Asia for twenty Years before he died in the tsunami disasters, we were married but without Any children.
Since his death I decided not to re-marry and presently I am 61 Years old. I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live more than six months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very severe stage.
My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.When my late husband was Alive he deposited the sum of $3 million dollars (Three Million Dollars) with a bank here in Nigeria. My personal physician told me that I may not live for more than six months and I am so scared about this.
Presently this money is still with the bank and the management just Wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money or rather Issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I cannot come over.
I am presently in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment Cancer of the lungs in a hospital,I have since lost my ability To talk.
I want a person that is trustworthy that will utilize 75% of this money to fund churches, orphanages, widows,victims of the tsunami and the katrina around the world.
Please note that, this fund is lying in a bank therefore my lawyer will file an immediate application for the transfer of the money in the name of your ministry. Please, do not reply me if you have the intention of using this fund for personal use other than enhancement of the said purpose above.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here and Keep this contact confidential till such a time this funds get to your Custody,this is to ensure that nothing jeopardizes my last wish on Earth.
May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you.
I await your urgent and positive reply.
Regards,
Mrs.Helen Rogers
75%?!?!?!?! What a cheek! Well, THAT'S not gonna leave me much change, now is it?! I shall have to stay in that week and not afford to go out! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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