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Spam emails, lol!

Post by Jamjar » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:07 pm

Well, I think it's time to post some spam emails, I mean we get that many AND they nearly always come from the same kind of spamming. Like this next one I am quoting:

Dear Friend
It is my pleasure to reach you after our unsuccessful attempt on our business transaction Well I just want to use this medium to thank you very much for your earlier assistance to help me in receiving the funds without any positive outcome.
I am obliged to inform you that I have succeeded in receiving the funds with the help of a new partner from Paraguay Mr Fernando Alvaro Gomez, Everything was perfectly done because we strike a deal with one of the Lady Accountant who works with the Federal Ministry of Finance (F.M.F) and she rendered a tremendous help to us My new partner initiated this idea and everything worked out successfully.
In appreciation of your earlier assistance to me in receiving the funds I have decided to compensate you with the sum of $850,000,00. Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars in a Cashier's cheque. This is from my own share I did this simply to show appreciation to you for your kind support and assistance even though we could not succeed due to some unforseen circumstances and reason.
Presently I am in Paraguay for investment project with my own share under the advice of my partner Meanwhile I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring this funds despite the fact that we could not succeed I will be sending you e-mail from time to time to know if you have received your share or not.
In the light of the above you are therefore to contact my lawyer
Barrister frank aziza and do send him your contact address where you want the cheque to be sent to you, His e-mail address is: frankaziza03@yahoo.com
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy together after all the suffering at that time In the moment I am very busy here in Asuncion the capital city of Paraguay because of the investment projects which the new partner and I are having at hand.So feel free to get in touch with him to send the cheque to you without any delay.
With My Best Regards,
Mr.john abuga



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Mind you, the price has gone down to only a mere few hundred thousand while other versions of this spam email used to offer me of millions! :lol:

C'mon you spamming git's I don't come cheap ya know!!!! :lol: :rofl:

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Post by Jamjar » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:22 pm

Ooh, another one, I am sooo gonna be rich! :lol:



新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします新しいメールアドレス: savede_jayanthi2@yahoo.co.jp

I am Deborah Jayanthi, recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. I have decided to donate my inheritance (7.5m U.S dollars) to a charity organization, devoted Christian individual or God fearing person that will utilize this money.

- Mrs. Deborah Jayanthi
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I'm doing REALLY well today, lol!

Post by Jamjar » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:25 pm

I'm gonna be the richest person on this planet the way things are going, lol! :lol:

REF NUMBER: 94PT/957/-00885PT
BATCH NUMBER: DT957/74UK
DRAW NUMBER (#205)
CASH CREDITED TO FILE: C/9080118308/07.
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BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of
£1,000,000(One Million Britain Pounds Sterlings) held on the Friday 21TH SEPTEMBER 2007.
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system(ess) from a database of over 250,000 email
addresses drawn from which you were selected. your e-mail address emerged as
one of two winners in the category \\\"A\\\" with the following winning information:

To file for your claim, please contact the processing agent;

Contact Mr.Hans Boyer
EMAIL: hansdept@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +44-701-112-7486

NOTE: Keep your winning informations confidential To avoid double claims.

Yours Sincerely,
Anton Brooks,
Lottery Co-Ordinator,

I will keep this information confidential, so don't tell anyone peeps! LOL! :lol:
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Another new one, lol!

Post by Jamjar » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:17 pm

Aw, only Two Million Five Hundred Thousand this time folks, sheesh, what skinflints, lol! :lol:


SOUTH AFRICA WORLD CUP LOTTERY 2010

Lottery headquarters:
49, Braxton court,
Carlton, eastgate
Johannesburg.

Reference number: ZAR/2324514784/07

Batch number: SA/2007/ZAR

Congratulations. The South African football association, safa is proud to inform you that you have just won Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2.500, 000.00).

This lottery is sponsored by South African football association, safa with fifty-six, 56 cooperate bodies.South Africa will be hosting the soccer world cup in the year 2010.this will be the first ever World Cup to be held in the continent of Africa. And we are celebrating this golden opportunity with this lottery.

We are also using this lottery to create awareness towards the hosting of the world cup in 2010 in South Africa.Don’t be surprise that you are one of our winners. The aims of this lottery are to surprise our winners.

However no previous notification is given before your email address was picked for this lottery. Generally email address are picked, the draws are processed by the computer through a special program that is special designed for this lottery, the program is known as Random Access Program (RAP)

This software picks email addresses from the internet and through a random process, picks the winners through their email address.

CLAIMING OF PRIZE

To claim your cash prize please contact the lottery manager MR. TONY MASCKO immediately with the following information:
Contact: MR. TONY MASCKO
Email: sa_claimsagent1@safrica.com

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.

Congratulations!!!

Sincerely,
Mrs. Mary Tyler
Promotions manager
World cup 2010
South Africa

:lol: I love this bit:

we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you.

OK, OK, I pwomise not to tell anyone....honest! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Spiderden » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:13 am

Here's an amusing one I received recently.

(JOHN & COUNSELORS AT LAW)
06 BP 1409 AKPAKPA DODOMEY
COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN.


My dear Friend,


I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick up your $950,000.00 Bank Draft but I did not heard from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with Courier Security Company here in Benin Republic, because I travelled to Iraq to see my boss and will not come back till next month end. I want You to contact the Courier Company to know when they will deliver your package. I have paid for the delivering charges and insurance fee.The only money you have to send to them is there security keeping fee which is $96.00 Us Dollars to received your package.


This is their Contact Address, Contact Hon.Odiriga Mike.
Director of the courier delivery company Benin Republic.

E-mail: info_royalcourriercompany@yahoo.fr

Phone number +229-93413717.


Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid increasing the security keeping fee and also give them your contact delivering address to avoid any mistake on the delivering. Let me know immediately you receive your Draft.


Thanks.
Barr.Hill John

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Post by Spiderden » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:18 am

and another one

OSCAR AND CO. CHAMBERS
Legal Head, Oscar and Co. Chambers.
14 board way Victoria Island,
Lagos-Nigeria.
My name is Barr. Oscar Tony, I may have to trouble your sense of personal achievement and reward for an opportunity properly taken advantage of.I wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of US$ 9, 900, 000.00 (Nine Million Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) in the intent of the deceased (name now withheld since this is my second letter to you).
I contacted you because you bear the same last name with my deceased client and therefore I can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance, since there is no written will from my late client. Our legal services aim to provide you with a complete service as I am prepared to provide you with all the documents required by the holding Bank to enable them release this inheritance funds to you.
All the papers work required will be processed in your acceptance of this deal as we are prepared to offer you 40%, 50% for me, while 10% should be given to any Orphanage Home, I request that you kindly forward to me your letter of acceptance with the below details via email: attorney_oscartony@yahoo.com

Full Name: -
Full Address: -
Tel No.: -
Private Email: -
Occupation: -

Your prompt response is highly imperative.
Yours sincerely,
Barrister Oscar Tony

It would seem that some people actually fall for some of these scams http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7027088.stm

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Post by LadyAngel » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:20 am

Hi, feel free to post these in this new scam site:
http://www.adsnscams.com

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Post by Jamjar » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:15 am

Wow Spiderden, $9,900,000.00 nearly beats all my dosh, looks like the drinks on you then, lol! :lol:
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Post by Spiderden » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:26 am

If I collected all the money that is waiting for me in various parts of the World, I'd be on a par with Bill Gates by now.

This guy seems to be a little confused between £4.3 million and £4.3 billion.

HSBCOur Reference: 20 / 725 / NW

INHERITANCE FUND OF FOUR MILLION THREE
HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUND
STERLING.
Attn:Dearest Friend,
My name is Mr. Emmanuel Braun, I am a staff
of HSBC BANK PLC in LONDON-UNITEDKINGDOM. I
work in the operations dept where I serve
as account officer to numerous customers. I
am contacting you of a business transfer,
of a huge sum of money from a deceased
account.
Though I know that a transaction of this
magnitude will make any one apprehensive
and worried, but I am assuring you that
every documents that will bring about the
success of this transaction would be
provided, and all will be well at the end
of the day.
I decided to contact youdue to the urgency
of this transaction.The deceased person who
died Mr AbdouElzanaty died in an air crash
along with his wife and two children in
aplanecrash on the 31st October 1999 in an
Egyptian airline with other passengers
onboard was an American Oil
consultant/contractor with the Chinese
Solid Minerals Corporation.
You can confirm his death from the BBC
WORLD NEWS published Website below WEBSITE
[url=http://www.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/am ... 502503.stm]www.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm[/URL]
Because this man was good to me when he was
alive, I took it upon myself last month, to
search if I could locate any of his close
relations. But my efforts were abortive so
I did not present any official report of my
findings to the bank.Now there are two
things I could do with regards to the dead
man'smoney.First as his accounts officer, I
could formally notify the bank authorities
that the man is dead and has no next of
kin. In this case the money would be
forfeited and it will go to the bank
treasury as unclaimed bills and the money
will be shared among the directors of the
bank.
As a matter of fact this is the proper
thing I am supposed to do.
Another thing I can do is to arrange
forsomeone else, a foreigner, to act as the
next of kin to the late man so that he will
lay claim to the money as the next of
kin.This is the option that I can do to
help anybody and myself since the
moneyactually is now a public fund due to
the fact that the directors of my bank has
shared among themselfs before a huge amount
of money in the past from a deceased
account and that is why I have chosen to do
it.
I want you to be my partner.All you would
have to do is act as the next of kin of the
dead man and the whole money in the account
will be transferred to your account after
due process.As the accounts officer to the
late man, I have all the necessary
documents that will empower you legally to
claim the money from the account into your
account.The total money in the account is
4,300 000 000 GBP (Four Million three
hundred thousand Great British pounds
sterling)which will be released in your
favour as the next of kin.
It may interest you to know that we have
secured from the probate an order of
mandamus to locate any of the deceased
beneficiaries. Please acknowledge the
receipt of this message in acceptance of
our mutual benefit.
For our personal contact and mutual trust
in each other I shall be compensating you
with 35% of the above amount on final
conclusion of this project for your
assistance, while we will keep aside 5% for
expenses that may occurr in the process of
this transaction from both parties, which
will be refunded at the end of the
transaction, the balance 60% shall be for
me for investment purposes,because I intend
to retire after the conclusion of this
transaction and relocate to your country of
residence.
If this proposal is acceptable by you,
please endeavor to contact meimmediatelyvia
this my most confidential email
(emmaneulbraun@hotmail.com) Do not take
undue Advantage of the trust I have
bestowed in you. Please reach me
immediately on the above email address to
furnish you with more details of operation
and the modalities.
Above all, please handle this deal with
maturity and absolute confidentiality if
you found it worthy to be benefited reply
me but if not,notify me on time and better
still keep it top secret due to the
nature.Thanks and God bless you for your
anticipated co-operation.
Yours truly,
Mr. Emmanuel Braun

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Post by Jamjar » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:00 pm

:surprise: If I were you Spiderden, I'd go for the £4.3 Billion, not that I want to appear greedy or anything :winksmile: :lol:

Oh, and don't forget your friends too, I am your friend aren't I? :) :lol:

They just NEVER give up, do they? :rolleyes: The people I feel sorry for, are internet newbies who may well be taken in by these scumbags! :gr:

In the light of Jasper Carrot saying:

Who of you, who knows someone who's won a Readers Digest competition? You'll always hear someone saying that someone has won a tenner on the lottery, but a Readers Digest competiton???

All conmen! :eek: :rolleyes:
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